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Today’s Joke

Jokes2Go Daily Humor — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 00:05:01 +0000

Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that says, "Cow For Sale...$5000." He pulls in and says to the farmer, "There's no cow in the world worth five thousand dollars." The farmer says, Oh, yeah? Take a look at this." He lifts the cow's tail, and Harry sees the cow has a snatch just like a woman. Harry gets back in the car, turns to his wife, and says, "It's just not fair. Here's this farmer with a cow with a snatch like a woman, and it's worth $5000, and here I am, with you, with a snatch like a cow, and you're not worth shit."

Today’s Story

Jokes2Go Daily Humor — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 00:05:01 +0000

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is
prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may
only see their reflection in a mirror.

Davids Brother David Redneck Joke

Funny Joker — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 14:11:18 +0000

A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, “How many children do you have?” “Ten,” she replied. “What are their names?” he asked. “David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David and David,” she answered. “They’re all named David?” he asked “What if you want them [...]

Latest Digital Camera

Jokes Funny Jokes — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 16:01:24 +0000

Japanese scientists have now created a digital camera with such a fast
speed that it’s now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her
mouth shut.

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Jesus Jokes

Funny Joker — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 06:09:42 +0000

Jesus Joke 01 Jesus was a Californian: He walked around bare foot. He never cut His hair. He started a new religion. Jesus Joke 02 Jesus was a woman: He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of guys who just didn’t get it. He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice [...]

Funny History Jokes

Funny Joker — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 03:09:03 +0000

History Joke 1 Woman: Why are you begging for a quarter? Beggar: I didn’t think someone like you would give me a dollar. History Joke 2 What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holidays. History Joke 3 What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving? [...]

Making a Religous Deal Joke

Funny Joker — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 22:06:17 +0000

After God had created Adam he noticed that he looked very lonely. He decided to help. He said, “Adam, I’ve decided to make you a woman. She’ll love you, cook for you, be sweet to you, and understand you.” Adam said “Great! How much will she cost me?” The answer came back, “An arm and [...]

Scavenger Hunt Joke

Funny Joker — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 23:06:11 +0000

A woman answered her front door and found two little boys standing there holding a list. “Lady,” one of them explained, “we’re on a scavenger hunt, and we still need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of used carbon paper to earn a dollar.” “Wow,” the woman replied. “Who sent you [...]

Hitting the Bottle Joke

Funny Joker — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 23:06:46 +0000

A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year old daughter to answer the phone. “It’s the minister, Mommy,” the child said to her mother. Then she added, “Mommy can’t come to the phone to talk to you [...]

The Joy of Christmas Cards Joke

Funny Joker — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 23:03:12 +0000

A woman walks into the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. “What denomination?” asks the clerk. “Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?” said the woman. “Well, give me 50 Baptist and 50 Catholic and one Methodist.”