The cop walks up to the car and says to him,

“Sir, did you know that you were going 60 miles an hour?”

Paddy says, “Officer, there is no way I could have been going 60 miles an hour!”

The cop says, “Really! Why is that?

Paddy replies,” I could not have been going 60 miles an hour
because I’ve only been out driving for 25 feckin minutes.”