Jokes-Funny-Jokes.com » paddy shoots wife http://www.jokes-funny-jokes.com Amuse your friends tell them some funny jokes Fri, 30 Jul 2010 00:05:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Paddy Shoots His Wife http://www.jokes-funny-jokes.com/19/paddy-shoots-his-wife/ http://www.jokes-funny-jokes.com/19/paddy-shoots-his-wife/#comments Wed, 30 Dec 2009 02:09:08 +0000 Jokes Funny Jokes http://www.jokes-funny-jokes.com/?p=19 Paddy is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife. He dials 999.

Paddy says “It’s my wife, I’ve accidentally shot her. I’ve killed her”

Operator “Please calm down sir. Can you first make sure she really is dead?”

CLICK, BANG

Paddy “OK, done that, what next?

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