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		<description><![CDATA[How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie?
His lips start moving.



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<p>His lips start moving.</p>

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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 01:10:32 +0000</pubDate>
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I was on a panel for prospective jury duty. The first lawyer questioning us began right off as an intimidating showman and asked the question, “Do any of you here today dislike lawyers?”
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I was on a panel for prospective jury duty. The first lawyer questioning us began right off as an intimidating showman and asked the question, “Do any of you here today dislike lawyers?”
Before the pause became too long, the judge announced, “I do.” 
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		<title>Equating Lawyers Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Oct 2007 05:10:24 +0000</pubDate>
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If you laid all of the lawyers in the world end-to-end around the equator, it would be a good idea to leave them there. 
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If you laid all of the lawyers in the world end-to-end around the equator, it would be a good idea to leave them there. 
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