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	<title>Jokes-Funny-Jokes.com &#187; Helicopter Crash Landing</title>
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		<title>Helicopter Crash Landing</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 13:33:07 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Scottish Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Helicopter Crash Landing]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Over a remote Scottish island a helicopter lost power and was forced to make an emergency landing.
Luckily there was a small cottage nearby.
The pilot walked over to it and knocked on the door.
“Is there a mechanic in the area?” he asked the woman who answered the door.
She scratched her head and thought for a few [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Over a remote Scottish island a helicopter lost power and was forced to make an emergency landing.</p>
<p>Luckily there was a small cottage nearby.</p>
<p>The pilot walked over to it and knocked on the door.</p>
<p>“Is there a mechanic in the area?” he asked the woman who answered the door.</p>
<p>She scratched her head and thought for a few seconds.</p>
<p>“No,” she finally said, pointing down the road, “but we do have a McArdle and a McKay.”</p>

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