vacation, and he didn't snore at all...except the first night we
were there. It got to be so bad that I took my pillow, sheet, and
blanket and went into the bathroom to sleep. I put my stuff in
the bathtub, shut the door, and fell asleep in the tub. Me, being
the sound sleeper that I am, didn't hear the door open when my
brother had to use the toilet. Seeing me fast asleep in the
bathtub, he turned the water on. I slept right through the whole
thing until morning, when my sheet and blanket were soaked by
lukewarm water. I thought I wet the bed until my brother
confessed a few days later.
i've got a virus
i'm sickety-sick
i feel like a used tissue
ickety-ick
my head is congested
mucous overload
if i blow my nose once more,
i will explode!
i'm whiny,i'm cranky ,
i'm stuck in my bed
my face is puke green
and my nose is bright red!
my eyes are all bloodshot
my nostrils are crusting;
this sickness has made
me look
Truly Disgusting
i cough and i sneeze
spreading germs everywhere
my room is a health hazard-
Visitors BEWARE!!
being sick is no fun
in fact,it's a pain
i'm told i'll get better soon!
untill then...i'll complain
by,
gabrielle
surprise instead -- a baby sister. That night he had a talk with God
about His delivery service. "I got a sister instead of a bike," he
explained to God. "Maybe some other kid wanted a sister and got my
bike. Is there any chance we can keep the girl and get me a bike, too?"
from "Faith, Hope and Hilarity: The Child's Eye View
of Religion" by Dick Van Dyke
Wol bought a new Mercedes and was out on the motorway for a nice evening drive.
The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up.
As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
“There’s no way they can catch a Mercedes,” he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100….
Then the reality of the situation hit him. “What am I doing?” he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.
“It’s been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it’s Friday the 13th.
I don’t feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven’t heard before, you can go.”
Wol thinks for a second and says, “Last week my wife ran off with a cop.
I was afraid you were trying to give her back!”
“Have a nice weekend,” said the officer.
Bet this has happened to most people that are watching at some time!
In any organization, there will always be one person who
knows what is going on. This person should be fired.
I just got finished testing in school.
Now taking a nap I start to drool.
It drips off my chin
As my dreams begin.
My peers laugh; I feel like a fool!