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Little Johnny and the ABCs Joke

Funny Joker — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 14:10:30 +0000

One day, Little Johnny's class was reviewing the alphabet. His teacher knew that he had an ''advanced'' vocabulary for his age, so she was trying to avoid calling on him. When the teacher asked for a word beginning with “A”, Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher knew he would say “ass” so she called on [...]

Auto glass Repair

Jokes Funny Jokes — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 15:01:11 +0000

I’m not normally suspicious but the wife told me yesterday that Gavin
from Auto glass repair came round and injected that special resin into her
crack…..

she hasn’t even got a car!!

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Irish Pub Sausage Joke

Funny Joker — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 07:03:29 +0000

Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said ‘Hang on, I have an idea.’ He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said ‘Are you crazy? [...]

Talking Italian Joke

Funny Joker — Sat, 20 Jan 2007 04:01:07 +0000

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: ''Emma come first. I come. Dennis come and Dennis come again. I come again. Two [...]

Girl Power Joke

Funny Joker — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 22:11:54 +0000

A little boy is playing with his new football and a little girl asks if she can play. He tells her, “No. These are for boys.” The little girl runs into the house and tells her mother. The next day the girl sticks her tongue out at the boy and waves her new football in his face. The [...]

Dirty Seduction Joke

Funny Joker — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 06:09:02 +0000

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy. “Are [...]