Helicopter Crash Landing

Over a remote Scottish island a helicopter lost power and was forced to make an emergency landing.

Luckily there was a small cottage nearby.

The pilot walked over to it and knocked on the door.

“Is there a mechanic in the area?” he asked the woman who answered the door.

She scratched her head and thought for a few seconds.

“No,” she finally said, pointing down the road, “but we do have a McArdle and a McKay.”