Paddy Speeding

Paddy gets pulled over by the police for speeding.

The cop walks up to the car and says to him,

“Sir, did you know that you were going 60 miles an hour?”

Paddy says, “Officer, there is no way I could have been going 60 miles an hour!”

The cop says, “Really! Why is that?

Paddy replies,” I could not have been going 60 miles an hour
because I’ve only been out driving for 25 feckin minutes.”