Paddy and Derek Fishing

Derek and Paddy were fishing down by the River on different sides of the riverbank at night.

Derek one was catching a whole bunch of fish for his family, but Paddy hadn’t caught any and was frustrated and called out to Derek “How come you’ve been catching all those fish and I ain’t caught a single one?”

Derek replied, ” I don’t know…. why don’t ya come on over here?”

“I don’t know…. I don’t see a bridge, and their aint no boat, and I don’t swim to well”

Derek picks up his flashlight, turns it on, and replies, ” Why don’t you walk across this here beam off light?”

Paddy was outraged and replied “do you think am stupid? When I get half way you’ll turn the fekker off!!!”